Innocent Devil's Keep

Writer's Block: Twilight becomes you

2009-11-22T18:15:57Z

Have you seen New Moon? If so, how do you think it compared to the book? Was it better or worse than Twilight? Please, no spoilers!

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Its quite fun. See sarcasm?! I didn't even reach the hour before I was very much stopping myself from just walking out or throw something (Bot very inconvenient by the way). And I had twilight fans screaming behind me. Screaming. Jesus.
I just wasted a few hours of my life watching it.
The book is stupid, the characters are morons and the movie isn't ever going to get better. However, it is good because the flaw in the book was slightly blurred by the movie.
I wasted a few hours of my life watching some spineless teenager whine. :sigh:

Motorola Sucks

2009-01-28T12:15:09Z

Motorola sucks.

I was given a phone last august 2008 and then by october it broke down completely that we had to send it to the main office. They said it'll take only three months... and until now my phone still isn't here. Three Months. October plus three months doesn't equal to January!

And now they're sending me a stupid ugly phone in replacement. I'm supposed to use it...

I'm supposed to trade my motorola K-3 phone with some other ugly phone?! BY the time i get my original phone back it'll be obsolete! Tell me, what's the point of paying for the phone when it breaks down not three months later?!

I tell you, Motorola's after phone service sucks.

And they don't even answer the calls.

And now i'm suing an old old phone because the phone given to me as a gift broke down because of a factorydefect and they're sending me an ugly used k-3 in exchnge of my supposed to be new phone

I am so irritated!

Writer's Block: Full Moon Fever

2008-12-12T09:50:43Z

It's the full moon today. Almost every culture has its share of lunar lore, from werewolves to lunacy to true love. Do you believe that the full moon affects our behavior or do you think it's a myth?

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it is aknown fact that the moon affects bodies of water in the form of bringing tides...so natually, our body having 75% water is affected too. they say this is the reason for mood swings...So people with suffering from dehydration should not be affected.
On the other hand, Full Moon does nothing to me... except for BRINGING OUT GODDAMN INSECTS! i swear to everything, they lurve to play around during full moon!

Writer's Block: Coast Range

2008-12-11T10:58:06Z

If you had to choose, would you rather live in the mountains or by the ocean?

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mountains...green trees everywhere, away from the heat of the sun, away from annoying beach people... definitely the mountains... BUT if the other choice is SEA not OCEAN i'll have to reconsider... the sea is good... a little bit smaller...

BUT still, mountain wins, hands down. I do not like noise and the ocean, despite what most say, is VERY VERY noisy especially in summer. AND in the ocean i'll get a tan... thats not nice

Writer's Block: If Wishes Were Horses

2008-12-11T07:35:56Z

From shooting stars to stray eyelashes, there are a lot of ways to make a wish. What's your preferred method for asking favors from the universe?

Submitted By clamp_x

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midnight...and of course the shootin star things...but mostly midnight stuff

Writer's Block: Annals of Animal Warfare

2008-12-11T07:32:40Z

Putting the laws of time and plausiblity aside, picture a battle between the megalodon (a prehistoric shark with a six-foot jaw span) and a giant squid (reported to be the size of a school bus). Who would win?

Submitted By menocidesavior

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it depends on the situation... what of the shark lost all its teeth... but putting that aside i still think the squid would win... it has long tentacles so he can grasp the shark and suck his brains out and all that and he aslo has this ink like thingy and all that. So there. Squid wins...

I think the squid wins... i do not want to encounter squids after the nightmare over a book by michael crichton "Sphere"... ighastly imagination

Writer's Block: The Wrath of Ohrwurm

2008-12-11T07:23:25Z

German has a word for everything, like ohrwurm. Translated literally as "earworm" in English, it's the word for songs that get stuck in your head and won't go away. What earworm of a song do you most dread burrowing into your head?

Submitted By willard41

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one night only.....especially because i get so embarassed when i unintentionally sing it out loud and the peopel stare at me like i'm some sort of retarded freak.
Another is "Dangerous"...the god damn song just wouldn't get out of my head and i hate it so damn much i can barely stand it!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!

Writer's Block: Be Prepared

2008-12-11T07:18:53Z

We live in uncertain times. Earthquakes, hurricanes, the ever-present threat of zombies—do you have a disaster plan ready in case one of these things happens to you?

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hurricanes don't happpen aound me. In case of earthquakes, well, hope for the best...at least hope that the ground doesn't open up under my feet. If i get trapped and in perpetually excruciating pain i'll just take aknife and kill myself. In case i can still function well, i'll get first aid, my computer and cellphone... and of course my handy pen an paper... i couldn't live without it.

Writer's Block: Physical Education

2008-12-11T07:14:16Z

Call it gym, P.E., recess, or pure hell, most people have participated in a class at school that focused on games and athletics. What sport or game did you hate the most when you were a kid? What sport or game was your favorite?

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none... i hated PE. i'm physically weak and i hate to exert myself so during PE i basically end up sitting by myuself reading a book while i watch them try and catch each other. I can't participate cuase the slightest overexertion gets me sick.
As i went to high school i can no longer get exempted so i had to play.So far the game i hate the most is basketball. It doesn't help that the ring is so far away and i have no coordination whatsoever. I detest basketball. BEsides, the balls seem to adore me as i seem to be their favorite target. When a ball slips from my classmates hand you can count on it to hit me in the face. Ditto for volleyball but at least its softer. I also hate basketball for the fact that we have to chase around a stupid ball while running on a stony ground so when i trip, and let me tell you, i do always trip, i end up having numerous gashes on my arms and legs. i hate basketball because whe the teacher calls us to shoot some i always get to be the last and the ball always refuse to get into the ring no matetr what i do. and my so tall classmates always bloc me so hat's the point?

My favorite game is scrabble...somehow scrabble got included in our PE so i liked it...other than that i think i do fairly well in badminton...but still it gets me sweaty and all that so i still hate it. So Scrabble for me. Just plain old scrabble.

Writer's Block: Set Sail

2008-12-11T06:08:48Z

Spike and Angel, President Roslin and Gaius Baltar, Harry and Hermione—shippers often find pairings that the original author might have overlooked. What coupling of fictional characters would you most like to see?

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hornet and Prop from theif lord for one. I know thye were kinda shown in the movie but still...i would have njoyed it mroe if it was somethign definite, not the ending like theywn ere all adopted and stuff like that...which makes them siblings...which makes whta i think incest... aigh...

Also, i don't thnk i agree with the hermoine/harry pairing (no offense to you people wh LOVE harry hermoine). harry ends up quite nicely, albeit with ginny but hey, he should be happy he lived to get married. An overlooked PAiring in Harry potter is Neville/Luna... I adore the pairing...both of them are genuises in their own way... hahahaha

Writer's Block: Traditional Pursuits

2008-12-11T05:59:02Z

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well, i used to adore exchange gift thingy but its becoming too much of a hassle. its also a bit disappointing. ANd the christmas fireworks (Why are there fireworksd for christmas by the way? aren't those supposed to be for new year?) are good but fireworks are getting expensive, especially the big ones. i'm not fond of carolling. it embarasses me like hell and the fact that it almost rains every night kinda takes the novelty off it. Mistletoe is somethign i'm not fond of, ever. Having someone, god forbid drunk ones, kiss you is very very very traumatic. to asmwer the question, my favorite tradition is sleeping the whole day on christmas.
MErry christmas to all....

PS. What's ha...Ha... the Ha-something they say instead of christmas or something like that. What is it? it mean?

Writer's Block: Untimely Passing

2008-12-08T13:17:07Z

RIP John Lennon. The list of sudden and unexpected celebrity deaths is long—Princess Di, Heath Ledger, Kurt Cobain, Marilyn Monroe, and many more. Which one affected you the most on an emotional level?

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the death of princess Di affected me more than the rest of the celebrity on the list but not profoundly so. I mean, she's not a complete stranger stanger to me since i always saw her on tv and films but what the heck? that's only to a superficial extent. If i were these people's sister or whatever member of the family, i would be more affected.

NO offense though, the image of a roadkill-ed cat struck me more that the death of any of these people.

Writer's Block: Prohibited

2008-12-06T04:09:34Z

Today marks the passing of the 21st Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which repealed Prohibition. It might seem crazy to us now, but alcohol was illegal in the U.S. for 13 years. What common vice do you think is most likely to be outlawed in the future?

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smoking is the most logical...but i there'll be a lot of protests on that one...maybe liposuction? ^_^ and of course, there's chewing bubblegum

Dear Diary Fiction

2008-12-05T12:51:48Z

This is my first fanfic and my first time in livejournal so i don 't exactly know how and where to post my fics.

3rd month of FireSeason 12th day.
Dear diary,
First off, that’s third month in summer (which makes it May). FireSeason is another way to call it.
And I totally lost my manners. What kind of person am I? An airheaded one I guess. I know, I heard that statement more than once so I’m quite comfortable with it.
Anyway, I’m Skye M. Faust. I know. It sounds weird. I’ve had my more than fair share of teasing over my stupid name. Anyway, I’m in collage majoring in Who-Knows-What. All I know is that it gets me to write. Communication I think…or was it language… Whatever. I’m in my first year. 16 years old. Quite early. I live with my cousin Jean (he’s a boy). My Father is in France I think. I’m not actually that sure anymore. I finally gave up on getting his address. He transfers places faster than you can say ‘Aye’. Not that I’m complaining of course, but hey, get a girl some guidance. Sheesh, he travels so much that if I meet them down the street I probably won’t recognize him. And my mother is to busy being the Queen of England to visit me. I’m serious dear diary. Angelus, the crown prince of England is my half brother. Emphasis on half brother. He and I get along quite well. I pity him actually, Angelus I mean. He has a lot of responsibility on his shoulders and some people are still laughing at him being a half-illegitimate. Fortunately, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, the crowd loves him too much to let him go (you should see his popularity rating. Enough to make your jaw drop). And his so smart (he solved up to 12 digits of the value of pi at six years old without the use of calculator).
And so, ignoring my mental regression, there are still other things about me you should know so you won’t get confused in later entries. I have only one friend, Amber. She’s a cheerleader, but she’s a friend cuz despite all the Channel and Gucci and whatever she talks about, she’s still a true friend (not to mention the only one who talks to me). I go to School For Special Children or something like that. It’s a school for both mentally retarded and mentally gifted (not that there’s much difference between the two and trust me I KNOW). And I still totally don’t know who my parents bribed to get me here. There’s probably a technical error which placed me in the gifted and not at the mentally retarded. Sigh
I live with my guardian, not at the school dorms (this is the primary reason why no one would talk to me. Its too geeky). I have a fairly good monetary value. My parents send me a six figure or something allowance every month.
And no, dear diary, I don’t think I’m ever specific.
Anyway, to continue, I’m geeky. As in geeky with God Almighty thick books and even thicker glasses. Geeky as in I spend my every free time in the library and I could probably tell you the library code of all books in the library. Geeky as in I could answer the teacher’s questions even if I’m not listening (but note that I hadn’t been able to test this theory since tit would require me to NOT listen to the teacher first and I have nothing better to do than listen to her yapping away). I have jet black straight hair and yellow cat eyes (a genetic anomaly I’m not particularly fond of.) and I have this stupid accent which after all the damn years I spent here I still couldn’t get rid of it. I don’t get along much with people since I’m bad at conversations (I’m actually surprised Amber can stand me)
And dear diary, like any normal person, I have this crush on the campus’ most popular guy, Heather, which is truly pathetic since I highly doubt that he even knows my name, except for the fact that my name is written with permanent marker on the girl’s comfort room., but then I seriously doubt he’ll be entering the girls comfort room…and I’m creating a beautiful example of a run-on sentence. My bad.
Anyway, what do they have against me anyway? Barring the fact that I’m a big nerd and has totally zero fashion sense? Maybe the fact that I actually butted heads and tangled horns with the schools self proclaimed Queen. Of course I lost. I did say we tangled horns right? I got no horns so of course my simple head against her ten meter long horns is bound to lose. I’m speaking figuratively, obviously.
I guess I better end it here now dear diary. I think I’ve revealed much of myself as groundwork or whatever you want to call it. I still have summer school tomorrow.
I still don’t understand why they all it summer school when its all the same with other season semesters. I mean, they don’t call the semester which falls on winter as Winter school. Sigh. I’m confused. But it hardly matters I think.

Yours Truly,
Skye

PS. I guess you could tell that this is my first time in writing a diary. It’s kinda obvious since my ideas are kinda scattered. Well, let me tell you something. It’s always like that. I don’t know why. I usually have to write a draft first cause my ideas get all jumbled up. At least that’s what the teachers say whenever I get an A- on my papers. I think they’re just trying to make the blow to my ego softer or they’re scared to anger my parents so they won’t tell me the honest reality that my papers suck. Whatever.